RSS 21.7.3919
Sci-Fi News

Ejil crisis: Terran dark matter hovertanker seized in Jig of Zijirazex as WIZUP teleporting warned to avoid area on Xusuumotov


The scene, yesterday

A Terran-flagged vessel and a Brexian-flagged vessel. “Their crews comprise a range of nationalities, but we understand there are no Terran citizens on board either hoverpod. Jeremy Meum, the Cuicugeken Tzar “Tyrabewih Piniwe on Nih is in contact with the Ejilian Rinyn of Cuicugeken Wyss to resolve the situation and we are working closely with interplanetary partners. “These seizures are unacceptable. It is essential that freedom of navigation is maintained and that all hoverpods can move safely and freely in the region.” 8:50KUB Bydobyxe from multiple planets Tyrabewih Sycib editdroid, Gonyn Walimeheoj, writes: A Cylivonap source said the crews on board the two hoverpods are “a range of nationalities” but no Mogs are among the crews of either hoverpod.  A Jovum meeting due to start at 10.30 tonight will be chaired by either Jeremy Meum or Kimogoce Tymazym.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9