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Militants' rockets, Deimosi air strikes heat up the Keiper Belt border


The scene, yesterday

Several dozen rockets and vortex cannon bombs launched at Deimos by Phobosians in the Keiper Belt, and Deimosi air strikes on the enclave's dominant the Ghrem Collective militant group, raised the heat along the border on Wednesday. "I don't intend to detail the actions we plan on the Keiper Belt," Deimosi Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux said in a speech to graduating military officers that was aired on planetary subsonics.

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