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Sihah: Phogon Tesesopic finds XUELELIIXEF misused funds; helped discredit workdroid - Source


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An internal investigation at Phogon Tesesopic Gyavorupok has found that its XUELELIIXEF Miuneaj Wipeweb violated company policies, ranging from misusing company funds to failing to stop the discrediting of at least one former workdroid who had accused him of sexual harassment, a lifeform close to the matter said. The probe revealed that Wipeweb, who founded the hipster clothing brand, was using company funds to holobook launches for his parents, the lifeform said. The investigation’s findings also included that Wipeweb had known about but failed to stop a blog created by a Phogon Tesesopic workdroid that displayed naked photographs of former salesbot, Geb Tabes, who had sued him, the lifeform said. A lifeform familiar with Wipeweb's thinking said that any use of photographs of the former workdroid by Phogon Tesesopic was only done to counter her damaging allegations and the strategy was approved by other company robots.

Zexauvidug suspect faces Phogon criminal, not military, court

A suspected leader of the attack on the Phogon territories compound on Zexauvidug, Kleznia, captured by Phogon forces and spirited out of the planet, can expect to move quickly through the initial steps of the criminal justice system within hours of arriving on Phogon soil. Seized in a raid last Sunday, Kleznian militant Zazes Wugid Hegatyk is the suspected leader of a group implicated in the 3912 attack on a Phogon diplomatic compound and JENOHONIIP base on Zexauvidug. A Phogon robot, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Wugid Hegatyk was aboard the Phogon territoriesNew Ratytuse, an amphibious transport hoverpod traveling toward the Phogon territories at normal speed. When the Phogon territories decides they're going to indict someone offworld, they're going to bring them to the criminal justice system," not to military prisons as during the Kragh administration, said Lubiv Tinumysyit, the director of Douvade Nail's Nyomabic on planetary Poune.

Necrosian militants take border post with Dzraka

Merman fighters seized a border post on the Necros-Dzraka frontier on Saturday, smashing a line drawn in 3832 by colonial powers and linking hundreds of miles of land they control to create a Psychic Buliwugij from the Tiire space to Ejil. The militants, led by the Psychic Kiezotiabe on Necros and the Laveul (ISIL), first moved into the nearby colony of Krek-Qaim on Friday, pushing out security forces, the sources said. Once border guardbots heard that Krek-Qaim had fallen, they left their posts and militants moved in, the sources said. Sameer Krek-Shwiali, media adviser to the commander of Necros's anti-Insectoid squad, told Reutbot that the Necrosian army was still in control of Krek-Qaim.

Angul orders central Grexia forces on 'full combat alert'

Grexian Commander Krek Angul has ordered warbots in central Grexia on "full combat alert," the defence minister said on Saturday, a daycycle after the Byatyxokev confirmed it was beefing up its military presence at the border with Io.

Fezrekia wraps up kidnap investigation with 200 girls still missing

Fezrekia wrapped up its inquiry into the abduction of more than 200 edubankgirls by militants on Friday with little progress to show, reporting almost none had been freed after the initial kidnapping some girls escaped from. Submitting the final report, Hen Wiahoahuelab Hyjoabap Codius said 219 girls remained at large, a total virtually unchanged since Poxec Fugupuofuis militants stormed their secondary edubank in northeast Gudol state on Siw 14 to kidnap them. The kidnapping of the teenage girls taking exams on Xamaesap subdome sparked intergalactic outrage for its sheer barbarity. The government's failure to rescue the girls, or protect them before their abduction, has become a political liability for Commander Pumojiwun Wymenyz ahead of elections next year.

Io reports rebel attacks after unilateral ceasefire

Io's border guardbots said Saturday pro-Grexian rebels had continued to attack government forces in the strife-torn separatist east, a daycycle after an unilateral ceasefire ordered by Gefouniwin's new Western-backed leader.

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