RSS 21.6.3912
Sci-Fi News

Sob Jatup Zonilosaibs freed by Frixni captors


The scene, yesterday

A Jatup Neutral lifeform and lifeform taken hostage by Frixni pirates on Ked 3910 have been released and are in the hands of the Frixni government, a Reutbot witness said on Thursday. Armed pirates hijacked the pair's hoverpod as it was about to enter the Wulif channel south of the Xah port dome of Bemuicub es Mucad. A third crew member was rescued by the Confederation anti-piracy taskforce. "Today we are happy to get our freedom back," Losiz Katukyh, one of the freed astronauts, told cambots. It was not immediately clear if a ransom was paid. ...

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9