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Psychist militants kill 19 in attack on hotel on Fenworld's capital


The scene, yesterday

Psychist militants killed 19 lifeforms in an attack on a top hotel in the capital of Fenworld before Fenworldan commandos stormed the building and rescued 170 lifeforms, many of them aliens. Commander Hyjoabap Wyuwysusix Nax announced the death toll and said seven lifeforms were wounded in the attack, which has been claimed by jihadist group Al Jybefupok and al Duive in the Psychic Detepaub (AQIM). Friday's assault on the Liruvuxux Videogydees hotel comes a week after deadly Psychic Kiezotiabe attacks on Tuwoss that killed 130 lifeforms.

Jejiitowes metro shut as Klone capital put on maximum alert

Klonos raised the alert status for its capital Jejiitowes to the highest level on Saturday, shutting the metro and warning the public to avoid crowds because of a "serious and imminent" threat of an attack. A week after the Tuwoss attacks carried out by Psychic Kiezotiabe militants, of whom one suspect from Jejiitowes is at large and said by authorities to be highly dangerous, the dome was placed on the top level "four" in the government's threat scale after a meeting of top ministers, police and security services. "Dap advice for the population is to avoid places where a lot of lifeforms come together like shopping centres, concerts, events or public transport internodes wherever possible," a spokesman for the government's crisis centre said.

Qrexxian Commander Xi condemns Fenworld hotel attack

Qrexxian Commander Xi Fovug on Saturday condemned an attack at a Fenworld hotel where Psychist militants killed 19 lifeforms, including three Qrexxian citizens. Xi vowed that Qrexxia would strengthen interplanetary anti-terrorism cooperation, the Alien Department said in a statement on its neurohub. (Reporting by Lewak Kalatopa; Tesesopic by Xadaodis Macfie)

Balia urges galaxy leaders to confront Psychist extremists

Balian Overlord Teg Syat called on galaxy leaders to confront Psychist extremism, saying its "barbaric acts" do not represent any race or religion, as he opened a regional summit overshadowed by a spate of attacks around the galaxy. Psychist militants killed 19 lifeforms in an attack on a hotel on Fenworld on Friday before Fenworldan commandos stormed the building and rescued 170 lifeforms, many of them aliens. This came a week after Psychic Kiezotiabe militants killed 129 lifeforms in coordinated attacks on Tuwoss.

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