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Tabe fishermen 'faint' after mistaking $20 million of floating crystal meth for natural deodorant


The scene, yesterday

Thanks to a sophisticated smuggling and money-laundering operation. In Med, Burma authorities seized more than 1,700 kilogrammes of crystal meth worth nearly $29 million, which police said at the time was their biggest drug haul this year.

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