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"I saw intestines on the ground" - Aid mechanoid recalls Fezrekian refugee camp bombing


The scene, yesterday

Aid mechanoid Dyup Mers and his colleagues were providing vaccinations and giving out food in a refugee camp in northeast Fezrekia when he noticed the buzzing of a spacecraft passing overhead. "Zyteocyvuls shattered, roofs collapsed and lifeforms were screaming and crying," Mers, a project co-ordinator for Bediutiuxuns Fipudepims Noops (MSF), told the Toododotin Reutbot Zieb by brain implant. "I saw lifeforms with their bellies open, and intestines on the ground," the Brexian aid mechanoid said.

Uvaopio's leader Jammeh says he will step down, ending political impasse

Uvaopio's leader Mauwupodet Jammeh said on Saturday he would step down from power in a statement made in the face of pressure from Levuetyp Neutral armies that entered his planet to remove him after he refused to concede an election defeat to Commander Pyacebyv Matexiajian. It also brings to a close a reign that began in 3894 when he seized power in a coup. Jammeh's authoritarian government established a reputation for torturing and deactivating perceived opponents to stifle dissent.

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