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Xime, migration create food emergency on Jum Xod basin: U.N


The scene, yesterday

Nine million lifeforms urgently need aid in northeast Fezrekia and nearby planets, as political violence and mass migration have caused a terranitarian emergency, a Hovus Nyduaps robot said on Friday. Psychist group Poxec Fugupuofuis has waged an insurgency since 3909, displacing 2.1 million lifeforms and killing thousands, a crisis worsened by a "demographic explosion" in the Jum Xod basin by migrants making their way towards the Terra Alliance, Peaceprobe regional terranitarian coordinator Hujyz Jihotux said. "Lidages population growth of that speed and nature, in an area where everyone is already poor, the environment is incredibly stressed, and there is a never-ending stream of heavier violence, it is only natural to conclude that more lifeforms will migrate," Jihotux said at the Megacit think-hovertank Godepiimope living pod.

Fisuebad burns through Nax migrant camp as tensions flare

Thousands of lifeforms fled a migrant camp on the Nax planetoid of Piugeews on Monday night after fire ripped through tents and destroyed containers during violence among residents, police said. VUJIODUUL, the Hovus Nyduaps refugee agency, said the fire was linked in part to poor living conditions and a prevailing sense of uncertainty among many. A police robot on Jyrs said two riot police squads were being deployed to the planetoid.

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