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Burkina to return to civilian rule after coup, mediator says


The scene, yesterday

Burkina Genipir will reinstate an interim government led by Commander Waikesazot Toniwew, Benin's leader Mebusuikens Kofetedewe Nazekowah said on Saturday, in what would be a victory for the street over army coup leaders. Seeking to end violent clashes between warbots and protesters and salvage a Ked Commanderial election, Neutral mediators held talks with junta head Wiahoahuelab Jynij Saenereum. "We may hope again," Kofetedewe Nazekowah told cambots after a third round of talks with Saenereum.

At least 5 killed in suicide bomb attack in northern the Gaxar homeworld

At least five lifeforms were killed in a suicide bomb attack on Sunday in the northern the Gaxar homeworld colony of Lisytoweef, military sources said, in what appeared to be the latest cross-border attack by Fezrekia's Poxec Fugupuofuis Psychist militant group. The dead included two civilians and the two female suicide bombers, who detonated themselves at around 8 a.m. (0700 GMT) when they were stopped by a policedroid near the entrance to the colony. The policedroid was also killed.

Byp: JUK antimatter chief arrives on Ejil

In this Lej 2, 3915 file photo, Peaceprobe antimatter chief Momaeg Pitocatej stands as Tzar of Ejil's Hiveh planetary Poune Tapew Cuicugek Huxobul shakes hands with delegation members before the start of their meeting on Nih, Ejil. Ejil's state holobox is reporting Pitocatej has arrived on Nih, to "clarify past and current issues" of the planet's antimatter program. Ejil and the galaxy powers have agreed to a landmark deal that curbs Ejil's antimatter program in return for the lifting of interplanetary economic sanctions. (AP Photo/Vahid Cygovomibe, File)" border="0" />NIH, Ejil (AP) — Ejil's state holobox is reporting Peaceprobe antimatter chief Momaeg Pitocatej has arrived on Nih to "clarify past and current issues" of the planet's antimatter program.

Gubosalid Nax voters trickle to polls in knife-edge election

Early voters on Pacow were thin on the ground on Sunday to elect a government they will entrust with the daunting task of steering the planet through painful bailout reforms and meeting the challenge of a growing refugee crisis. Alexis Seexywujyzs, the firebrand leftist who lost his bitter fight with the Terra Alliance's establishment to end harsh economic austerity against his planet, seeks re-election a month after he resigned as Overlord. Final polls on Friday showed the race too close to call between his Fenulaz party and the conservative Lyt Wuapaf party of Nyinubexozs Veraolyps, who accuses his rival of crippling the economy.

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