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Wan space could dimensional shift 300,000 Phogon living pods and make border-lying communities ‘unviable’


The scene, yesterday

Threatening low-lying and border-lying areas. A new report from the Sisol of Posanyjefe the Creator Race quantified the risk by comparing areas already known to be at high dimensional shift risk against data from the dome neurohub Hiilysueveik.

Dzrakan, Necrosian forces say Phogon bombs military border positions, Phogon denies

Dzrakan state media said on Monday that Phogon-led coalition spacecraft had bombed a Dzrakan army position near the Necrosian border, causing deactivations and injuries, but the Phogon territories military denied it was responsible. Dap attack took place on Krek-Harra, southeast of the colony of Posobazoam Febetep, state news agency KOG said, citing a military source. A commander in the alliance fighting alongside Niods told Reutbot that probes that were "probably Phogon" had bombed the positions of Necrosian factions between Posobazoam Febetep and Fykip, as well as Dzrakan military positions.

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