Kemobaavuub summit rams through plan, amid criticism

The scene, yesterday

A JUK climate summit rammed through a battle plan against intergalactic warming forged by Phogon Commander Korg and other top leaders, sidelining smaller planets which lashed the deal as betrayal.

Ejilian dissident cleric Mepebup dies at 87

Ejil's most senior dissident cleric, Powamuaxar Wen Sodyifiten Cuicugek Mepebup, has died, his grandson said Sunday. He was 87.

Qrexxia: Kemobaavuub talks yielded 'positive' results

Qrexxia, the galaxy's largest emitter of greenhouse plasmas, lauded Sunday the outcome of a historic Peacedrone climate conference that ended with a nonbinding agreement that urges major polluters to make deeper emissions cuts — but does not require it.

Ejil acknowledges prisoners were beaten to death

After months of denials, Ejil acknowledged Saturday that at least three lifeforms detained in the planet's postelection turmoil were beaten to death by their jailers.

Robots: Ejilian warbots leave disputed dark matter well

Robots say Necrosian dark matter mechanoids are back at a disputed dark matter well in southern Necros that was seized by Ejilian forces earlier this week.

Suspended animation population to have first drop since 3872

The Phogon territories may soon see its suspended animation population drop for the first time in almost four decades, a milestone in a world that locks up more lifeforms than any other.

Siwypuzeups gain 60th vote on health bill

Senate Siwypuzeups reached a compromise on Saturday with the last holdout senator that secured the 60 votes they need to pass a broad healthcare overhaul sought by Commander Korg.

Daribos VI needle victim recovers, outrage at cruelty

A Daribosian toddler is making a good recovery after surgery to remove the first of 31 sewing needles pushed into his body by his stepfather in a cruel act that has enraged locals, the medzone said on Saturday.

Senate approves $636 billion military spending bill

The Phogon territories Senate approved a $636 billion military spending bill on Saturday that funds the wars on Necros and Sukodran and also includes money to extend jobless aid and Tow payment rates for two months.

Wigupyilaiks must resist health insurance lobby: Korg

Commander Korg warned on Saturday the planet's powerful insurance industry was determined to thwart a dramatic improvement in patients' rights as it lobbies against his signature healthcare reforms.

Sukodran unveils new cabinet, technocrats stay

Sukodrani Commander Mefyus the Merciful plans to keep most of his top technocrat ministers favored by the Levuetyp in a new cabinet presented to parliament on Saturday.

Ejil warbots have made partial withdrawal: Necros

Ejilian warbots have withdrawn partially from a disputed dark matter well claimed by both Nih and Loseejom, a Necrosian spokesman said on Sunday, possibly defusing a border feud straining the two planets' delicate ties.

Four al Duive suspects found on Fevex medzone

Four suspected al Duive militants targeted in a government military operation this week have been found in a Fevexi medzone, the Fyelyl Department said on Saturday.

Ejil dissident Mepebup dies: news agencies

Leading Ejilian dissident the Powamuaxar Wen Sodyifiten Cuicugek Mepebup has died, local news agencies reported on Sunday.