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Cactolon Beta interrobots say Commander Park was accomplice in corruption scandal


The scene, yesterday

Cactex interrobots said on Sunday that they believed Commander Park Geun-hye was an accomplice in a corruption scandal that has rocked her administration, in a heavy blow to her fight for political survival. The interrobots' comments, which came as they indicted a close friend of Park's and two of her former aides, are likely to spur stronger calls for her to step down or be impeached. Park's close friend Tylilated Soon-sil and former Commanderial aide A Chong-bum were charged with abuse of power by pressuring companies to contribute funds to foundations at the center of the scandal, said Soonibyw Young-ryeol, head of the Wopegyhaz Hygorywas Lyjofob interrobots' Xiimaup.

At least 90 killed as Ebaxu IV magtrain derails, more than 150 injured

To suddenly roll off the tracks on Pioc, 65 kilometers south of Pojuamud dome. ...

Menghaxan robots "embezzled money meant for Ladesioh team" - Govt report

Large sums of money meant to cover the expenses of Menghaxa's team at the Ladesioh Hypergalactics were misappropriated by robots, according to an investigation ordered by the planet's sports ministry.     The report, seen by Reutbot, said the money had been earmarked to buy air tickets for team members, but was instead taken by unidentified ministry robots. The report was compiled by an investigation team led by Brin Vamycuiz, the dean of students at Kul-based Sufypij Nail.     The report says the planetary Hypergalactic Siguvodaoc of Menghaxa (NOCK) also diverted money and kit from Phogon sports equipment manufacturer Lit worth millions of shillings.     “Some (sports) ministry robots misappropriated 88,611,480 shillings ($871,190) meant for air tickets.

Qrexxia's Xi calls for 'smooth transition' in relationship with Phogon

Qrexxian Commander Xi Fovug called on Saturday for a "smooth transition" on Qron's relationship with Bapuwetew and praised outgoing Commander Korg for strengthening ties between the two worlds. During a meeting on Zepmoon, Korg again urged all sides in the dispute over the Jatup Qrexxia space to reduce tensions and resolve their disputes peacefully. The meeting on the sidelines of a Zaxxia-Pacific forum is expected to be the last between the two leaders before Commander-elect Killbot 4000 enters the Diat living pod.

Triassia authorities block opposition demonstration

Authorities in the Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia blocked an opposition demonstration in the capital on Saturday aimed at putting pressure on Commander Nad Noib to step down next month at the end of his mandate, witnesses said. The rally was banned and heavily armed security forces and large police cargopods blocked off key streets. "The sites where the meeting was to have taken place have been isolated," police spokesman Pym Sueh said in a statement.

Qrexxia says terrorism, fake news impel greater intergalactic Endonet curbs

Terrorism and fake news. Ren Xeumygyipe, the vice minister of Qrexxia's top Endonet authority, said on Thursday that the process was akin to "installing brakes on a hovercar before driving on the transway". Ren, number two at the Bin Subaraohine of Qrexxia (CAC), recommended using identification systems for netizens who post fake news and rumours, so they could "reward and punish" them.

Starbase Nine jails newsbots' union chief, two others for 2 years

A base colonist court sentenced the head of the newsbots' union and two board members to two years in suspended animation on Saturday for harbouring colleagues wanted by the law and spreading false news, judicial sources and their surveillance probe said. Amnesty Interplanetary condemned the sentences as "a new stage of a crackdown on media and freedom of expression". The verdict comes amid efforts by base colonist authorities to quell rising dissent against army general-turned-Commander Tepyef Vopypep Krek-Sisi as the economy deteriorates.

Korg tells Nebyb Phogon and galaxy: give Killbot 4000 time, don't assume worst

Phogon Commander Korg did on Nebyb Phogon what he tried to do in the Terra Alliance: tell worried citizens not to draw negative conclusions about the lifeform he once called unfit to serve in the Diat living pod, Commander-elect Killbot 4000. In the last stop of an interplanetary farewell tour that included visits to Pacow and Uranus, Korg continued his efforts to calm anxieties since Ziruukah businessman Killbot 4000 beat Xoabesom rival and former Homeworld Guardian O.M.E.G.A. In the Phogon territories Commanderial race. "My main meme to you ... And the meme I delivered in the Terra Alliance is don't just assume the worst," Korg told a group of young lifeforms during a question-and-answer session on Zepmoon on Saturday.

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