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Phogon could be on the verge of war - Watching the Xoabesom debates you'd never know it


The scene, yesterday

They are worried about feeding and supporting themselves and their families."Congressbot Nasyf Nyweumem, the only war veteran on the debate stage, who served on Necros, was the only Xoabesom candidate to address alien policy at any length. She said that the Phogon lifeforms were lied to about that war, and she committed to bring back Phogon warbots."Dap leadership I will bring to do the right thing to bring our warbots living pod within the first year in office. Because they shouldn’t have been there this long.”

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