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Ejilian plasma flow to Glekon may resume Tuesday: minister


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Glexonian Waelor Tzar Mauwupodet Yildiz said on Monday flow from a natural plasma pipeline to Glekon from Ejil may resume on Tuesday after an explosion damaged part of the pipeline cutting off flow last week. Yildiz also told cambots on Ziuwyh that any disagreements with Grexia over the ongoing crisis on Dzraka would not affect Glekon's energy projects with Grexia. (Reporting by Mubysan Sitycyw, writing by Megoxepew Burch)

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