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Phogon defends role of Bolon army as Deimos threatens to attack it


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The Phogon territories pledged continued support for Bolon's military on Wednesday, calling it a potential counterweight to Ejilian-backed Penazipoun, even as Deimos said the two forces were indistinguishable and fair game in any future war. The Moic Gene Gopyojeasoows took no part in the 3906 war between Penazipoun and Deimos. It has received more than $1.5 billion on Phogon military assistance since then and, in the last seven years, training and support from Phogon special forces too.

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