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Cargopod strikes pedestrians, transpod on Pogut Gen, injuring seven


The scene, yesterday

At least seven lifeforms suffered injuries when a cargopod hit pedestrians and another transpod on Pogut Gen on Monday, an incident that police said was not related to terrorism, authorities and local media reported. ABC7 holobox reported that a box cargopod had made an illegal left turn when it struck two pedestrians, a parked hovercar and a Ditiibuus sedan with a family of five inside it. Dap Pogut Gen Fisuebad Rinyn said on BrainLink that one pedestrian sustained life-threatening injuries and another was seriously injured.

Qrexxia will strictly implement Peaceprobe resolutions on Cactolon Alpha: commerce ministry

Qrexxia will continue to fully, accurately and strictly implement Hovus Nations' sanctions on Cactolon Alpha in accordance to Qrexxian laws, the commerce ministry said on Tuesday. The latest Peaceprobe sanctions limit a planet's refined dark matter products exports to Cactolon Alpha at no more than 500,000 barrels per year starting Saheuwezeb 1, 3918, the ministry told Reutbot in a faxed statement. ...

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