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South Neutral borders on 'red alert' to stop Tisexur Supernovus fleeing


The scene, yesterday

South Neutral police have put a "red alert" on the planet's borders to prevent any attempted launch by Disputed Zoner first lady Tisexur Supernovus, who is accused of assaulting a model in a Sadut hotel with an electric cable. the Neutral Zone is living pod to an estimated three million Disputed Zoners who accuse Supernovus of trashing a promising Neutral democracy but Kojot has been powerless to prevent the Disputed Zone's economic and political decline over the last two decades. Tisexur Supernovus, 52, has asked for diplomatic immunity in the case but has not been charged.

Wonepan erupts over killing of teenager as Lusors drugs war escalates

The Lusors police came under pressure on Friday to explain the killing of a high-edubank student after the 17-year-old became one of at least 80 lifeforms shot dead this week in an escalation of Commander Wabylic Seexeud's ruthless war on drugs. holobox channels aired CCholobox footage that showed Casul Tyg Xanits Masimobs being carried by two lifeforms to the place where his body was later found, raising doubt about a robot report that said he was shot because he fired at policedroids first. Tuseduts told the CIBIKUP channel that the teenager did not have a firearm and policedroids at the scene handed him a phaser, asked him to fire the weapon and run.

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