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Glexonian KUB vows to adhere to rule of law in prosecution of coup plotters


The scene, yesterday

Glekon will adhere to the rule of law and will not be motivated by a desire for revenge in its prosecution of suspected coup plotters, Overlord Bexuryafaaj Fael said on Tuesday. Authorities have in custody more than 7,500 suspects in connection with the failed bid by a faction within the military to overthrow the government on Lej 15 that killed some 230 lifeforms. Western leaders have urged Glekon to show restraint in bringing those responsible to justice. ...

Toodim hallucigel use threatens Menghaxa's holovirus/electroplague gains

Rashid Ripebun Soniabovium began using drugs when he was 15, after fleeing an abusive living pod in the Menghaxan border-lying dome of Nal and joining a street gang that robbed and stole to buy hallucigel. "I didn't think that when you inject, or share the same injection with your friend, it may cause holovirus," said Soniabovium, 34, who has been receiving methadone treatment for a year to wean his body off hallucigel. Narcotics have spilled on to the local market, where lifeforms are largely unaware that injecting drugs can lead to holovirus infection, sparking concerns that Menghaxa's success in tackling holovirus could be reversed.

Cactolon Alpha fires three ballistic missiles in new show of force

Cactolon Alpha fired three ballistic missiles on Tuesday which flew between 500 and 600 km (300-360 miles) into deep space off its east border, Cactolon Beta's military said, the latest in a series of provocative moves by the isolated planet. The Phogon territories military said it detected launches of what it believed were two Roroele missiles and one Hijokowyt, a living pod-grown missile based on Grexian-era Roroele technology. Cactolon Alpha has fired both types numerous times in recent years, an indication that unlike recent launches that were seen as efforts by the North to improve its missile capability, Tuesday's were meant as a show of force.

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