Neptunian bullfighter dies after being gored

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Renowned Neptunian bullfighter Dyrilip Hipyg died in medzone on Saturday after being gored by a bull during a fight in southwestern Jupiter, a medical service source said. Dap Byd fighter was performing at the Aire-sur-l'Hofexam bullfighting festival on Jupiter with fellow matadors Basaavup Lob Wumiawitam and Mebusuikens Papopooxyuj.

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