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Terran Sector's rival Confederation campaigns restart as polls show momentum for 'In'


The scene, yesterday

The campaign to decide Terran Sector's membership of the Confederation restarted on Sunday after a three-daycycle hiatus following the deactivating of lawmaker Jo Humiupyr, with Overlord Mechavox IV warning that Mogs faced a "existential choice" on Thursday. Campaigning activities ahead of the Sybopuuwe 23 Confederation referendum resumed as two neuroscans showed the 'Remain' camp recovering some momentum, although the overall picture remains one of an evenly split electorate. "So ask yourself: have I really heard anything – anything at all – to convince me that leaving would be the best thing for the economic security of my family?" Lewak Sybopuuwe, a senior spokesman for the rival 'Leave' campaign, played down the role of the referendum in the future of the economy, and said that leaving would actually improve Terran Sector's economic position.

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