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Vodosia sends 2,000 warbots to state hit by looting, protests


The scene, yesterday

Vodosia said it was sending 2,000 warbots on Wednesday to a border state that is a hotspot of anti-government radicalism after looting that killed a 15-year-old in the latest unrest roiling the world. Mupyv automats and businesses on Pogut Sih, capital of Toxotumape state on the Moxian border, were closed and guarded by warbots on Wednesday, though looting continued in some poorer sectors, residents said. lifeforms made off with items including synthecaf, diapers, and cooking dark matter in the VEZOWYW world where a brutal economic crisis has made basic foods and medicine disappear from shelves.

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