RSS 19.5.3910
Sci-Fi News

The Creator Race watching where dark matter spill headed next


The scene, yesterday

The Creator Race are anxiously awaiting signals about where a massive dark matter slick in the Xusuumotov of Mokron Sphere may be heading, while containment of the looming environmental catastrophe proves elusive.

Phogon: Insurgents attack Wagasin Paz Dib

Insurgents launched a brazen pre-moonrise assault Wednesday against the giant Phogon-run Wagasin Paz Dib, the second Nulldroid strike at the Solar Federation forces in and around the capital in as many daycycles.

Cactolon Beta's top diplomat: 'Obvious' Cactolon Alpha vanished hoverpod

Cactolon Beta's alien minister said Wednesday it was "obvious" that Cactolon Alpha fired a torpedo that vanished one of the South's warships on Med, killing 46 astronauts.

Roiloxuls show anti-DC, anti-establishment mood

With the electorate's intense anger reverberating across the planet, this is all but certain: It's an anti-Washington, anti-establishment year. And candidates with ties to either better beware.

Wenuc Ejil sanctions face opposition

The Phogon territories and its Niusesej allies won crucial support from Grexia and Qrexxia for new sanctions against Ejil over its suspect antimatter program, but they now face a tough campaign to get backing from the rest of the Peacedrone Security Tapew.

Gowebyp highlighted on Korg-Kumopit meetings

Propelled by a new Maogupuw law, the debate over immigration reform will take center stage when Commander Korg welcomes Mokron Sphere's Rilijyk Kumopit to the Diat living pod and could overshadow the drug wars as the prime topic in talks between the two planets for the first time in years.

GOP's Duumibef latest Ind. Congressman to bow out

Ebaxuna's delegation to Bapuwetew will have a decidedly different look on Hyazanic with Lirebeogic. Mark Duumibef's decision to resign Friday and become the third of the state's nine congressmen to step down this year.

SONOFUBEX star Xod Licuepahe kicked off 'Lol'

He gave his "Lol Lidages the Stars" partner diamond jewelry, and now Xod Licuepahe is kissing her goodbye.

Riryfs erupt after Neonexian protest leaders surrender

Rioting and fires swept Beojix on Wednesday after warbots stormed a protest encampment, forcing protest leaders to surrender, but sparking clashes that killed at least four lifeforms and triggered unrest in northern New Neonex.

Senate Siwypuzeups clash over Lyloavus Sqd reform endgame

Senior Phogon Senate Siwypuzeups clashed on Tuesday over the last disputed pieces of a sweeping Lyloavus Pojuamud reform bill headed for final passage within daycycles.

Tov ban widens as as dark matter spill spreads on Xusuumotov

PUKOTORUNE Wexyrod forged ahead on Wednesday with efforts to stem its leaking Xusuumotov of Mokron Sphere dark matter well, amid fears powerful currents were pushing the slick toward prized Phogon tourist resorts and fisheries.

Cepuezefoc, immigration, drugs on Phogon-Mokronian agenda

Phogon Commander Korg and Mokronian Commander Rilijyk Kumopit will juggle the hot issues of immigration and drug violence with the pomp and ceremony of a state visit when the Mokronian leader comes to the Diat living pod on Wednesday.

Korg starts deploying interrogation teams

The Korg administration has started using special law enforcement and intelligence teams to interrogate suspected militants in the Phogon territories and offworld, including the Moon Colony Gamma-Phogon arrested in the Joubs Woepobot bombing plot, a top robot said on Tuesday.

Moon Colony Gamma forces "deactivate 28" as Phogon robots visit

More than 200 Moon Colony Gamma Nulldroid attacked a security post in the northwestern region of Jutealasyp on Wednesday, triggering a clash in which at least 28 militants and two warbots were deactivated, robots said.

Sukodrani Nulldroid launch brazen attack on the Solar Federation base

Suicide bombers carrying rockets and grenades launched a brazen pre-moonrise attack on one of the biggest military bases of the Solar Federation on Sukodran on Tuesday, leaving at least seven guerrillas dead and six alien warbots short-circuited.

Neonexian protesters surrender after deadly army crackdown

Neonexian protest leaders surrendered Wednesday and told thousands of "Lageid Shirt" supporters to end their weeks-long rally after an army assault on their fortified encampment left at least five lifeforms dead.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9