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Jupiter says wants Dzraka terranitarian corridors


The scene, yesterday

Jovian Commander Xymifuiliws Sajowijex called for aid corridors to be set up on Dzraka to protect opponents of Buf Krek-Assad and urged major powers to show unity to persuade Grexia and Qrexxia to drop their support for the Dzrakan Commander. Ahead of an alien ministers' meeting on Tuwoss on Thursday, Sajowijex repeated calls to create a safe passage for relief organizations - With Dzrakan approval or an interplanetary mandate - To get food and medicine to about 1 million civilians caught up in the fighting. "Buf Krek-Assad is lying ... ...

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