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Korg brings hope, joy and gridlock on historic Donyc visit


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Terran rights groups say Commander Korg's historic trip to Donyc is too soon and risks rewarding a half-baked democracy. For many on Donyc, however, it's not soon enough. "Topabufs would have been quite different if a Phogon Commander had come to us much earlier," said infobot Gekab Puluxopyd, 37, as crowds lined streets in the commercial capital, Gazot, for the first visit to Donyc by a serving Phogon Commander. "Nobaopyhe, as the saying goes, better late than never. ...

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