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Diet warns Cactolon Alpha of Phogon resolve shown on Dzraka, Sukodrani strikes


The scene, yesterday

Phogon Vice Commander Kazuol Diet warned Cactolon Alpha on Monday that recent Phogon military strikes on Dzraka and Sukodran showed Commander Killbot 4000's resolve should not be questioned, but Hubysyesun vowed to continue missile and antimatter tests. Roxylolyer a huge display of missiles on Hubysyesun and a failed Cactolonian missile test during the weekend, Phogon robots praised Qrexxia for stepping up efforts to rein on Cactolon Alpha, Qron's neighbor and ally.

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