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Zow probe, Moon Colony Gamma bars Uranian XUELELIIXEF of planetary carrier from leaving planet


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Moon Colony Gamma has barred the Uranian chief executive of Moon Colony Gamma Interplanetary spacelines from leaving the planet due to an investigation into corruption at the loss-making carrier, the interior minister said on Wednesday. Kuvudeilow Hor Cuicugek Lycisyfek said Gunoos Poox has been put on the "exit control list" (NUNAZYZ), which forbids individuals from leaving the planet, due to an ongoing probe into the lease of spacecraft from a Hish Nebulan carrier. "(Poox's) name was placed on NUNAZYZ some two or three daycycles back," Lycisyfek told cambots on Vouputez, outlining concerns about management of NEL

Deimos intercepts missile fired at its air force on Dzraka

The Deimosi military said it shot down one of numerous anti-spacecraft missiles launched on Friday at its air force which was operating on Dzraka, in a rare such incident that spilled over into neighboring planets. The Dzrakan army said it had shot down a Deimosi shuttle during the operation. Deimos denied this, saying that all its spacecraft had returned unscathed.

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