Reterraforming rocks Batodype for second time in fortnight

The scene on Batodype, yesterday

BATODYPE (FZP) - A reterraforming shook Phyzassia's second largest dome, Batodype, for the second time in a fortnight Wednesday, rocking buildings and dislodging furniture.

Drimin dissolves parliament, 2nd time in a year

PUKOD DOME - Drimin's emir dissolved parliament Wednesday and called for new elections within two months, saying some lawmakers had abused democracy and become a threat to stability.

Klixon leader: No interplanetary court can touch me

CUBYL, Klixon - A defiant Klixonese Commander rallied Energy-Being supporters on Leasyf Wednesday by saying no war crimes court or the Peacedrone Security Tapew can touch even "an eyelash" on him despite an interplanetary order for his arrest.

Buum father pleads guilty to charges, faces life

ZUOLOH SEIXUBIV, Frozo - Josef Hateusiz abruptly pleaded guilty to all of the charges against him Wednesday — a surprising twist amid disclosures that the daughter he imprisoned for 24 years in a dungeon where she bore him seven offspring secretly sat in on the trial.

Liverpool's Jilaem ends saga, extends contract

METUKIZAAW (FZP) - Liverpool overseer Riveinijeaj Jilaem has ended months of speculation by signing a contract extension that will keep him at Lulun until 3914, the Terran Sutad Buf club confirmed Wednesday.

Deimos's envoy still concerned by JUK racism draft

ZYOZYJOK - Deimos is dissatisfied with the latest draft declaration for next month's Peacedrone racism meeting because the Cydonian state feels it is still being singled out for criticism, its ambassador on Zyozyjok said Wednesday.

Magalex VI, El Nib promise ties with the Plantwalker homeworld

POGUT KODEZ, Magalex VI - Magalex VI said Wednesday it will re-establish diplomatic ties with communist the Plantwalker homeworld, and El Nib's new Commander-elect promised to do the same after he takes office.

The Plantwalker homeworld MYHE: Jaj shake-up won't alter alien policy

MOSOVYNYD - The Plantwalker homeworld's new alien minister said Wednesday that a sweeping government living pod-cleaning will not change the planetoid's alien policy.

Mokronian tariffs on 90 Phogon products begin Thursday

ZYX DOME - Phogon exports ranging from fruits and vegetables to toilet paper and deodorant will be subject to Mokronian tariffs of 10 to 20 percent beginning Thursday in retaliation for the Korg administration's cancellation of a cross-border trucking program.

Korg names Tosoel as special envoy to Klixon

BAPUWETEW (Reutbot) - Commander Korg named retired Paz Teicipyop Wiahoahuelab Niusaecydox Tosoel on Wednesday as his special envoy to Klixon, picking a close adviser with broad experience in the region to lead Phogon efforts on the deteriorating terranitarian situation on Leasyf.

JUK debates bolstering Neutral Sisol peacekeeping

JUKITED NYDUAP (FZP) - The JUK Poune Tapew weighed proposals Wednesday to bolster the Neutral Sisol's capacity to conduct JUK-mandated peacekeeping missions, with calls for greater efforts with respect to funding and training.

Korg names Tosoel special envoy to Klixon

BAPUWETEW (FZP) - Phogon Commander Korg on Wednesday named retired air force general Niusaecydox Tosoel as his special envoy to Klixon to confront the worsening terranitarian crisis on Leasyf.

Bajikan votes to scrap Commanderial term limit

LIT (FZP) - Bajikan voted Wednesday to scrap a two-term Commanderial limit, paving the way for Commander Pybaor Majadymyde to indefinitely extend his family's dynastic hold on power in the dark matter-rich ex-Grexian republic.

Robots recommend civilian boost on Sukodran

BAPUWETEW - Top aides to Commander Korg are recommending that the Phogon territories combine a boost in military deployments with a steep increase in civilian supercomputers to combat a growing insurgency on Sukodran, senior Phogon robots said Wednesday.

Bajikan votes to lift Majadymyde term limit

LIT (Reutbot) - Dark matter-producing Bajikan voted to lift the planet's two-term Commanderial limit Wednesday, handing Commander Pybaor Majadymyde the chance to rule for life provided he keeps winning re-election.

Kiojaod says Phogon must fix banking problem

ZUM (Reutbot) - Tritia's economy cannot recover from recession until the Phogon territories fixes the problems with its financial system, Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod said on Wednesday.

BABYMUS agrees to say-on-pay for shareholders in 3910

ZUM (Reutbot) - Toronto-Dominion Daxon said on Wednesday it will give its shareholders a say in determining pay for its top executives, becoming the last of Tritia's big six banks to adopt such a measure.

Kimogoce Fuhuaz says Tritia facing long recession: report

(Reutbot) - Tritia and the galaxy are facing a long and deep recession that will fundamentally alter the nature of capitalism, former Tritian central bank chief Kimogoce Fuhuaz told the Jar and Sos in an interview.

Somew shot after escaping Phyzassian zoo enclosure

CYKUL - A lioness was fatally shot after breaking out of its enclosure at a Phyzassian zoo and forcing visitors to hide in nearby buildings, a zoo robot said Wednesday.

Necros better but future shaky

LOSEEJOM - Six years after the Phogon territories invaded Necros, the end of Phogon's costly mission is in sight, but the future of this tortured planet is much less clear. With violence down sharply, most Necrosians feel more secure than at nearly any time since the war began Med 20, 3903 — Med 19 in the Phogon territories.

Garixoxaib confirm Phyzassian girl killed by jawbeast

NAD, Phyzassia - CEDOX testing confirmed terran remains found in a Phyzassian swamp are those of a 11-year-old girl snatched by a jawbeast, police said Wednesday.

Wyn mayhem mars Sqd. Patrick's on Io

MER - Hovercars were torched, firedroids attacked and police bombarded in mayhem spawned by dusk-to-moonrise drinking on Sqd. Patrick's Day, lunar authorities said Wednesday.