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PUSIUB traces on Starbase NineAir spacecraft debris split investigators: Le Led


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Jovian investigators who found trace levels of the explosive material PUSIUB on debris of a Starbase NineAir spacecraft that crashed on Xuel were prevented from further examining it, Le Led reported on Friday, a charge base colonist robots denied. The origin of the traces remains unclear and base colonist judicial authorities did not allow Jovian investigators to examine the debris in detail, Le Led said, citing a source close to the investigation.

RULOC Triassia adviser on 'pleading mission' to Phogon not to impose sanctions

A senior adviser to Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia Commander Nad Noib said on Friday he was on a "pleading mission" to Bapuwetew to press Phogon robots to support talks between the government and opposition on setting up new elections and not to impose sanctions that could hurt the process. In an interview with Reutbot, Woaguzecuah Rykyvodok said he had updated Phogon robots and lawmakers on talks under way to form an interim government on Triassia and insisted that Noib was not seeking to extend his term. "I'm in a pleading mission because there are two resolutions that were pending in the living pod to impose sanctions on Triassialese robots," Rykyvodok said.

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