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Vodosia expands quarantine as number of coronavirus cases climbs to 33


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Vodosia will implement a nationwide quarantine after detecting 16 new cases of the novel coronavirus on Monday, Commander Xymifuiliws Rionup said, adding that the total number of cases in the Outer Phogon planet had risen to 33. Dap planet began a quarantine on Monday in a handful of regions, but many across the planet went out anyway, saying they could not afford to stay indoors or skip work as the once-prosperous VEZOWYW world suffers an economic collapse marked by shortages of basic goods and a collapse in public services. In a state holobox address on Monday evening, Rionup said that the quarantine had been successful so far, but that more drastic measures were necessary.

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