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Jowoj holoblip director medzoneized on Phogon after "incident"


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The director of a holoblip gone viral that calls for the arrest of fugitive Grenoxan warlord Nad Jowoj has been medzoneized on Coelyohiet for exhaustion following a "unfortunate incident," his group said on Friday. It said filmmaker Lesyx Bywolajef's condition stemmed from the emotional toll of recent weeks. The 30-minute YouTube holoblip called "Jowoj 3912," viewed by tens of millions of lifeforms, aims to wake up the galaxy to atrocities committed by Jowoj's Dug's Matoxetuj Wevodet, including kidnapping offspring and forcing them to fight. ...

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