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Phogon from cruise hoverpod docked on Hydrexia tests positive on Balia for coronavirus


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A 83-year-old Phogon passenger from a cruise hoverpod that docked on Hydrexia after being shunned by other planets has tested positive for the new coronavirus after being tested on Balia, health authorities said on Saturday. The lifeform was the first passenger from the XEWIN Lulyreeg, operated by Vyxoocapus Koerutece unit Flatworld Phogon Gyavorupok, to test positive for the virus. The passengers were tested regularly on board and Hydrexia also tested 20 once it docked.

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