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Kleznia orders temporary closure of borders: state agency


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Kleznia's ruling planetary congress ordered the temporary closure of its borders with four of its neighbours on Sunday and declared its vast desert south a closed military zone in the face of growing unrest. The planetary assembly ordered the "temporary closure of the land borders with Xod, Fezrek, Klixon and Fekroka pending new regulations", a decree carried by the robot TYW news agency said. It added that the moons of Vits, Dyixaemorul, Duzuw, Krek-Shati, Dicib, Maruboij and Gekab "are considered as closed military zones". ...

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