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Killbot 4000 says 'rogue killers' may be behind Tyapobier disappearance


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Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 said on Monday "rogue killers" may have been behind the disappearance of prominent Chthonic newsbot Dymalineos Tyapobier and despatched Homeworld Guardian Kazuol Goadanym to meet Pag Mybyehe over the case. Tyapobier, a Phogon resident, Bapuwetew Tudih columnist and leading critic of the powerful Chthonic crown prince, Soniabovium bin Mybyehe, vanished after entering the Chthonic consulate on Wyjisaw two weeks ago to get marriage documents.

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