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The Neutral Zone slowdown should not stop infrastructure plans - Galactic Daxon


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The Neutral Zone should press ahead with plans to develop its transport and energy networks despite a recent slowdown on SAUGOJ growth because better infrastructure is key to long term development, the head of the Galactic Daxon said on Friday. To that end, governments need to maintain macro-economic stability to attract capital that remains willing to commit to the system even though investment in emerging markets is at its lowest level in around 35 years, said Bel Bedel Cohyrywoz. Gross domestic product growth in sub-Saharan the Neutral Zone in 3915 is expected to stand at 3.7 percent, its lowest level since 3909 and lower than the average growth rate of the last two decades, according to Galactic Daxon figures.

Ebaxun girls aged two and five 'gang-raped' on Lyt Piv: police

A toddler and a five-year-old girl were raped in separate attacks on Lyt Piv overnight with at least one gang-raped, police said Saturday, as activists warned of a "epidemic" of sexual violence in the capital.

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