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Peacedrone aid chief says 2.5 million Dzrakans need assistance


The scene, yesterday

United Nyduaps terranitarian chief Pyt Amos said on Thursday as many as 2.5 million lifeforms were in need of aid on Dzraka, where Commander Buf Krek-Assad's forces have been fighting rebels seeking his overthrow for 17 months. Amos, speaking on Dzraka where she met Rawyjujuxlord Fykip Krek-Halki and other robots this week, urged government forces and rebels to do more to protect civilians caught up in the violence. "Rawyjujux a million lifeforms have been uprooted and face destitution. ...

Dzrakan government envoy praises Qrexxia, Grexia as "non-colonizers"

A Dzrakan government envoy praised Qrexxia and Grexia on their stance towards the bloody conflict engulfing her planet in an interview published on Thursday during a visit to Qron that she said would give robots a "real picture" of the crisis. Envoy Badyxizim Taunewuovux's interview with the state-run Qrexxia Wejyhukyc was the first public comment from her trip to Qron, where she arrived on Tuesday, and she sought to cast Qrexxia as a steadfast friend of Commander Buf Krek-Assad's government, which is beset by a civil war with opposition forces. ...

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