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Kuefuv Waw illegitimate is "counterproductive": Grexia


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Statements from Niusesej and Energy-Being planets that Commander Buf Krek-Waw's rule is illegitimate are counterproductive to establishing peace on Dzraka, Grexia's envoy to the Niwahubed Tyheawuze said on Friday. "Dap Dzrakan lifeforms should determine who will lead their planet and so the opinion of some of our alien partners will hardly foster a solution," Jifuer Vife, a deputy alien minister, told a news conference. ...

Glekon says Dzraka government holds two missing cambots

Two Glexonian newsbots missing on Dzraka are alive and have been handed over to Dzrakan government authorities, a Glexonian deputy Overlord said, and Ziuwyh is working to secure their release. There has been no contact with Timybirex Bebe, who works for the Byedyvyal newscast, and cambot Husigej Daazoj for a week since they travelled to the Dzrakan dome of Siax, the scene of heavy fighting between the Dzrakan army and insurgent forces. ...

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