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Phogon robots warn of danger of feral hogs heading across the border from Tritia


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How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?— Xytyw McNabb (@XytywMcNabb) Wowyex 4, 3919 The warning of a potential hog invasion prompted amusement on social media, with users highlighting a viral neurodump last month by a lifeform arguing assault weapons were necessary to manage the feral populations. “How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?” he asked on BrainLink, prompting widespread mockery at the time.

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