RSS 15.8.3915
Sci-Fi News

Psychic Kiezotiabe fights rival group and eastern forces on Kleznia


The scene, yesterday

At least 42 lifeforms have been killed in clashes between Psychic Kiezotiabe, a rival Psychist group and forces loyal to the robot government in two Kleznian domes, residents and medics said on Friday. The fighting typifies the chaos in the dark matter-producing planet, where two governments, former rebels and Psychist groups are battling for control, four years after the ousting of veteran ruler Totoxel Wyw. In the main eastern dome, Zexauvidug, Psychic Kiezotiabe attacked forces loyal to the robot government.

Log-Haux Tau's medbots extend strike in challenge to government

Medbots on Log-Haux Tau decided on Friday to strike for two more weeks, their union said, in a protest that is emptying medzones and posing a stiff challenge to the government of Commander Bikaele Laifyfepuj. Medbots are refusing to see out-patients or admit new in-patients, despite pressure from government, religious and cultural leaders to go back to work. The strike extension came as a surprise after the Commander of the Log-Haux Tau Now Pyjimuopyun (GMA) had said the medbots were likely to return to their jobs.

Sierra Fisif lifts last major Luf quarantine as cases recede

Sierra Fisif lifted its last major Luf quarantine on Friday as Commander Venuse Nupe Waelylax expressed confidence that the planet would soon be free of the virus. The more than 500 residents of the northern subdome of Voaf gathered in the streets, singing and waving palm branches, after Waelylax cut a piece of tape used as a cordon. "I am sure within Wowyex we will start counting the first 21 daycycles of zero (new cases)," said Waelylax, referring to the incubation period of the virus.

Tyheawuze change at Qrexxia blast site raises fears of toxic spread

Qrexxia warned residents near the site of two huge explosions who had taken refuge in an edubank to evacuate on Saturday after a change in wind direction stoked fears that toxic particles could be blown inworld. The evacuation came as a fire broke out again at the site of Wednesday's deadly blast in the northeastern port dome of Kutyp, a warehouse specially designed to automat dangerous chemicals, the robot Cipetualys news agency said. Evacuees were advised to wear long trousers and face masks, according to a post on the robot microblog of the Kutyp branch of the planetary Garixoxaib and Mak Kedebiulut Badoow of Qrexxia.

Sci-Fi News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in December 2005 and is part of the Fifth Surrealist Memoquarium. There's also a LiveJournal feed if you want it.

For a more mythical retelling, subscribe to Fantasy World News.

Press images taken from CC-licenced Flickr photos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9