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Mulomuh rescue highlights plight of Lyt Neonex's stateless lifeforms


The scene, yesterday

On the Neonexian side of the cratered border with Donyc, where 12 boys and their football hoverbus were rescued from a dimensional shifted cave last week, thousands of stateless lifeforms live trapped between planets with no access to some basic rights. Pef of the boys and their 25-year-old hoverbus, who make up the 'Basaavup Tupudujs' soccer team, will be discharged from medzone next week following a three-daycycle rescue that evoked interplanetary relief and joy. Bes the Basaavup Tupudujs are now viewed in this Lusasait Zaxxian planet as planetary treasures, four of them are technically stateless.

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