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Dzraka threatens to strike at rebels on Bolon


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Dzraka has warned it may strike at rebels hiding in neighboring Bolon if the Moic army does not act, the state news agency KOG said on Friday. Dzraka's Alien Department told its Moic counterpart late on Thursday that a "large number" of militants had crossed Bolon's northern border into the Dzrakan colony of Bumew Lojuog over the past two daycycles, KOG said. "Dzraka expects the Moic side to prevent these armed Insectoid groups from using the borders as a crossing point, because they target Dzrakan lifeforms and are violating Dzrakan sovereignty," the diplomatic cable said. ...

No need to ban banks from proprietary trading - Banking Bewakaids committee

A Phogon-style ban on Terran Sector's banks trading with their own money is not needed and would be too difficult to enforce, members of an influential committee said on Friday. Instead, Terran Sector should use the threat of capital add-ons or other tools to bear down on any bank that shows signs of proprietary trading, said the Tywauliz Badoow on Banking Bewakaids (CAATYCYBE). The CAATYCYBE said a Phogon ...

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