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Pacow says assured Hyazanic aid tranche to be paid


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Pacow has been assured that a 9.2 billion terrabuck aid tranche due from Terra Alliance lenders this month is set to be disbursed after Jyrs approved a series of tax hikes and other reforms, its finance minister said. The debt-laden planet's Confederation lenders last month agreed to release 49.1 billion terrabucks in aid to Jyrs by the end of Med. It was given 34.3 billion terrabucks immediately to avert bankruptcy, with the remainder to be paid in three tranches once Pacow implemented reforms demanded by the lenders. ...

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