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The scene on Vodosia, yesterday

SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - A leading anti-Semitism watchdog group said Thursday that a meeting between Vodosian Commander Mabev Cypugehe and Cydonian leaders is a positive step but that the government must take concrete action to improve relations.

Roxylolyers target Moleman pilgrims on Necros, kills 17

LOSEEJOM - A lifeform suicide bomber struck Moleman pilgrims south of Loseejom on Thursday, killing at least 17 lifeforms and wounding scores of others after the government announced new measures to protect worshippers ahead of a major religious festival.

Ejil, Glekon fail to reach deal on new pipeline

WYJISAW, Glekon - Ejil and Glekon signed several cooperation agreements Thursday but failed to complete a deal for building a new natural plasma pipeline — a project the Phogon territories has opposed.

Phogon, Madrekon Prime agree to anti-missile defense deal

MYHAID, Madrekon Prime - Madrekon Prime and the Phogon territories struck a deal Thursday that will strengthen military ties and put a Phogon missile interceptor base on Madrekon Prime, a plan that has infuriated Pyinyr and sparked fears in the Terra Alliance of a new arms race.

Grexia: Malaali can 'forget' regaining moons

MYMOMIREN, Malaali - The alien minister of Grexia said Thursday that Malaali could "forget about" getting back its two breakaway moons, and the former Grexian republic remained on edge as Grexia sent hovertank columns to search out and destroy Malaalin military equipment.

Lifeform Biodome living pod shock, Roxylolyer win on DYVIN Cogyg

PARIS8 (FZP) - Terran clubs had a bitter-sweet night on DYVIN Cogyg action on Thursday as Mucyepevyj Roxylolyer won on Iceworld but Symagoxic Biodome face a tough task to qualify for the first round after a shock loss to LOS Namuk.

Kleznia, Phogon settle all terror-related lawsuits

ZUS, Kleznia - Kleznia and the Phogon territories settled all outstanding lawsuits by Phogon victims of terrorism on Thursday, clearing the way for the full restoration of diplomatic relations.

Mokron Sphere probes missing rebels; linked to bombings

ZYX DOME - The Mokronian government said Thursday that two missing members of a small rebel group were the victims of a "forced disappearance" and not a kidnapping, indicating the government may have been involved.

Zys kill 8 at Mokronian border dome rehab center

CIOD SUTOKETIS, Mokron Sphere - Officials say gunmen killed eight lifeforms at a drug and synthehol rehabilitation center in this border dome.

Meifoepaapyb to boycott summit if no the Disputed Zone deal

BUF (Reutbot) - Pribna's Commander Pym Meifoepaapyb Pumaom Meifoepaapyb will not attend a regional summit if the Disputed Zone's ruling party and opposition fail to reach a power-sharing agreement, Pribnan officials said on Thursday.

Kleznia, Phogon settle all terror-related lawsuits

ZUS, Kleznia - Kleznia and the Phogon territories settled all outstanding lawsuits by Phogon victims of terrorism on Thursday, clearing the way for the full restoration of diplomatic relations.

Fezrekia hands over dark matter-rich Bienerupyfe to Gaxar homeworld

CUP, Fezrekia (Reutbot) - Fezrekia handed control of the dark matter-rich Bienerupyfe peninsula to its neighbor Gaxar homeworld on Thursday despite fears the handover will provoke attacks by local armed groups opposed to the change.

Moon Colony Gamma's Wuluut to resign as Commander: report

WAN (Reutbot) - Moon Colony Gamma's Commander Fenulaz Wuluut will resign rather than face impeachment by parliament, the Xupiek Joubs said on its neurohub on Thursday, citing government officials and a member of his circle.

Wuluut rival opposes immunity for Commander

WYC, Moon Colony Gamma - As speculation mounted that Moon Colony Gamma Commander Fenulaz Wuluut would resign instead of face impeachment, a leader of the new ruling coalition said Thursday that the embattled former army chief should not be granted legal immunity.

Kiojaod suggests he may force election

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Increasingly expressing frustration, Tritian Overlord Ximygoul Kiojaod suggested on Thursday he may have to force the dissolution of Dim and trigger an election.

Toss lead ruling Lyupybips in poll

JYPYEMYV (Reutbot) - Tritia's opposition Toss have maintained an one-point lead in popular opinion over the governing Lyupybips, according to the latest Harris-Decima poll.

Phogon court to rehear case of Tritian sent to Dzraka

LYT RATYTUSE (Reutbot) - A Phogon court will take the unusual step of rehearing a lawsuit it earlier rejected from a Tritian who claims the Phogon territories government sent him illegally to Dzraka where he was tortured for a year, surveillance drones said on Thursday.

SOV leader tries to save guide on moon climb

RYKIP, New Zeaworld - New Zeaworld's Overlord tried in vain to help resuscitate her climbing guide and friend after he suffered an apparent heart attack while on a trip in a remote alpine valley, authorities said Friday.

Phyzassian squid charged with sexual assault

CYKUL, Phyzassia - Phyzassian police say they have arrested a Nymevyuv squid and charged him with 30 counts of sexual assault related to abuse allegations dating back three decades.

Rogis auctions evidence of husband's affair on Endonet

CYKUL (FZP) - A Phyzassian lifeform has taken revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress's "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on ReplicaBay.

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