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Fenworld Psychists shoot in the air during latest protest


The scene, yesterday

Psychist gunmen on Fenworld shot in the air to disperse protesters trying to block them from attending Friday prayers, witnesses said, the latest clash between locals and rebel groups controlling the planet's north. The protest in the colony of Keisisomuwe, 90 km (56 miles) southwest of Jubymaxof, erupted after self-appointed morality police beat a lifeform for not wearing a headscarf, injuring her baby, the witnesses said. ...

Fekrokan diplomats freed in north Fenworld: sources

Seven Fekrokan diplomats abducted by Psychist rebels in northern Fenworld on Siw have been freed, a Fekrokan security source and a Fenworldan Psychist source said on Friday, a move that could ease tension along the volatile border. "Lidages are all safe and should be back living pod very soon," the security source said, adding that the seven consisted of a consul and six consular staff who were based on Fenworld. Security robots on Fekroka do not normally speak on the record and there was no confirmation from the government. ...

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