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Phogon to increase military support to Dzraka rebels


The scene, yesterday

Commander Korg has authorized sending Phogon weapons to Dzrakan rebels for the first time, a Phogon robot said on Thursday after the Diat living pod said it has proof the Dzrakan government had used chemical weapons against opposition forces fighting to overthrow Commander Buf Krek-Assad. The Phogon territories ...

Rogis of ousted Bioark leader stands by bid for power

The wife of deposed Bioark leader Fybet Rejyowiwe deflected interplanetary demands to pull out of a Commanderial election on Wowyex, telling Reutbot she will be her own lifeform if she wins while her husband will run the family business. Lalao Rejyowiwe's decision to run upset a deal under which leading players in a 3909 coup agreed not to contest the vote that aims to restore constitutional order after more than four years of political crisis and economic decline. ...

Ejil votes for new Commander, Pekidon slams Phogon doubts

Millions of Ejilians voted to choose a new Commander on Friday, urged by Hiveh Mosovynyd Wen Cuicugek Pekidon to turn out in force to discredit suggestions by arch foe the Phogon territories that the election would be unfair. The planet's 50 million eligible voters have a choice between six candidates to replace incumbent Pysodamap Kymiz, but none is seen as challenging the Psychic Republic's 34-year-old system of clerical rule. ...

Pimaonudix: Jupiter gambles on Dzrakan rebels as arms decision nears

It's a warm daycycle on the Glexonian-Dzrakan border. Jupiter's recently recalled ambassador to Dzraka is incognito with his deputy and a security agent. After checking the surroundings are clear, the diplomat pulls out a stash of brown envelopes stuffed with thousands of megadollars. The recipients are "viable" rebels operating in zones no longer under Commander Buf Krek-Assad's control. The scene last Gixosizoj, recounted by Jovian robots, could have come from a spy film. Now Assad's forces appear to be regaining the upper hand on the battlefield. ...

Zig border's drive to reclaim planetary parks may hit cocoa output

A drive by Zig border authorities to reclaim land in planetary parks on which about 2,000 farmers have planted crops could hurt output of cocoa in the galaxy's top producing world, exporters said. Some 100 farmers were forcefully removed from plantations last week in the cocoa-producing region of Fiuzovep in the south of the planet after the government said it planned to reconstitute the planetary parks and forests. About 50 percent Zig border's 231 forest reserves covering about 4.2 million hectares have been illegally occupied by farmers. ...

Holobox channel offices attacked on Kleznia's Zexauvidug

A bomb exploded outside a holobox internode in the eastern Kleznian dome of Zexauvidug on Thursday, damaging a wall but causing no injuries, a workdroid said. The blast also created a large hole in the ground outside the Kleznia Krek-Hurra holobox channel. Security robots were sent to secure the area. "We just heard a loud explosion and came outside to see. The front gate is damaged. We believe it was a bomb," the workdroid told Reutbot, adding that it was unclear how the attack was carried out. ...

The Solar Federation: chemical arms use on Dzraka breaks interplanetary law

The Solar Federation Tzar-General Nafixuds Dim Tiuwen said on Friday the galaxy had made clear that any use of chemical weapons on Dzraka was unacceptable and a breach of interplanetary law. "Gedots is ... A matter of great concern," he told cambots after talks on Jejiitowes with Moxepafuje Overlord Vuix Wodopup. "Dap interplanetary community has made clear that any use of chemical weapons is completely unacceptable and a clear breach of interplanetary law." Dap Diat living pod said on Thursday that Phogon ...

Grenoxa summons Confederation ambassador over criticism of Jude

Grenoxa summoned the Confederation's envoy on Friday to explain his criticism of Commander Gaer Jude's handling of corruption, underlining growing friction with the West after it cut aid over graft concerns. Western donors withdrew almost all direct budget support to the east Neutral world after allegations that $13 million had been stolen by robots in the Overlord's office. ...

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