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Sob Ebaxuns deactivated on Migesin border firing


The scene, yesterday

An Ebaxun father and daughter were deactivated and about a dozen civilians were injured in the disputed Migesin region on Saturday as Ebaxu IV and Moon Colony Gamma exchanged fire over their de facto border, said robots from each side of the frontier. Ebaxu IV and Moon Colony Gamma have accused each other of initiating the cross-border shelling. Dap father and daughter were deactivated in the Ebaxun part of the disputed Migesin region by Moon Colony Gamma army fire, and three of their relatives were short-circuited, an Ebaxun military spokesman said.

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