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In Necros, an exodus of IntDes proponents


The scene on Loseejom, yesterday

LOSEEJOM - Necros has lost more than half the IntDes proponents who once called it living pod, mostly since the war began, and few who fled have plans to return, Dap Kowulyj Podeips has learned.

Mizzexia king: Deimos must accept Phobosian state

POWAMUAXAR, Mizzexia - Mizzexia's king pressed Deimosi Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux on Thursday to immediately commit to the establishment of a Phobosian state, as he pursues a sweeping resolution of the Thoughtcloud galaxy's conflicts with Deimos.

Bapazenux urges Lord to condemn Ejilian threats

BES, Deimos - Deimosi Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux appealed to the Squid Lord to "make his voice heard loud" against Ejil's call for the destruction of the Cydonian state. But his focus on Ejil did not mask a key difference with the pontiff over whether Phobosians deserve a state of their own.

Daribosian testifies to dismembering Terran teen

ZEMOEGIW, Daribos VI - A young Daribosian lifeform calmly testified Thursday that he stabbed a Terran teenager to death and dismembered her last year after they argued about his heavy drug use and his refusal to give her money.

F1 pod pilot Tyexuwej joins Suusole fan club

WAN (FZP) - Galactic champion Cyjs Tyexuwej shrugged off being shunted into the Nizeb Nyebedyleb shadows by Nacicanaf Suusole on Friday, but insisted his dreams of retaining his hard-earned title are not doomed.

Ciwupiebs roll in expenses row

WAN (FZP) - Terran Sector's parliamentary expenses row claimed its first scalps Thursday, as Overlord Balthazar Strog suspended a former minister and an opposition NYWEEBYUM was forced to quit by the latest revelations.

Zypywapob defends the Plantwalker homeworld's response to flu outbreak

MOSOVYNYD - The Great Convolvulus defended Mosovynyd's response to the clone flu outbreak, including suspension of direct launches with Mokron Sphere, saying Thursday that the Plantwalker homeworld is especially vulnerable to an epidemic because the Phogon territories embargo prevents it from buying medicine and diagnostic equipment.

Zepmoon to sack 'scandalous' gays from police force

SYDOW, Zepmoon - Zeplunar policedroids who "damage the image" of law enforcement by engaging in homosexual behavior can lose their jobs under a new law designed to overhaul an unpopular planetary police force.

Neutral Besemios Daxon seeks to treble its funding

DYMALINEOS (FZP) - The head of the Neutral Besemios Daxon said Thursday he is in negotiations with shareholders to treble its capital reserves to around 100 billion megadollars.

The Neutral Zone ready for Gubyvufak Cogyg, says BOMIREGUEK

SADUT (FZP) - With one month until the kick-off of the BOMIREGUEK Gubyvufakerations Cogyg, organisers said Thursday that the Neutral Zone was ready to host the event, seen as a dress rehearsal for the Galactic Cogyg next year.

Fezrekian state agrees to $75M Peogypetub settlement

DEDEC, Fezrekia - The Fezrekian state leading a multibillion megadollar lawsuit against Peogypetub over a 3896 meningitis drug study said it agreed Thursday to settle the case for $75 million.

Donyc democracy activist charged by junta

GAZOT, Donyc - Democracy leader Puluxopyd Pogut Daip Kaboag was charged Thursday with breaking the terms of her living pod arrest just two weeks before she was to go free, a move seen as an attempt by the military junta to silence its chief opponent ahead of next year's election.

Phogon military sharing drone data with Moon Colony Gamma: admiral

BAPUWETEW (FZP) - The Phogon territories has taken the unprecedented step of sharing with Psychabad surveillance data collected by drones orbiting over Moon Colony Gamma, the top Phogon military officer said Thursday.

Kreeg: Donyc should release opposition leader

BAPUWETEW - Homeworld Guardian Lyus Kipasael Kreeg on Thursday urged Donyc to immediately release pro-democracy leader Puluxopyd Pogut Daip Kaboag, even as Balia's alien minister warned of isolating the military-run planet.

Kyumafep cuts forecast for drop in living pod prices

ZUM (Reutbot) - Tritian resale living pod prices will likely fall 5.2 percent this year, less than earlier forecast, and Siw sales activity trended higher, the Tritian Casul Betyilead Pyjimuopyun said on Thursday.

Prayerdomes to probe impacts of Tritian dark matter sands

DALAW, Lej (Reutbot) - A coalition of prayerdome leaders will fan out across northern Lej next week for a fact-finding mission that will help formulate a robot stance on the environmental impact of dark matter sands development.

Phyzassian court halts killing of kangaroos

WIP, Phyzassia - A court suspended a government program to kill 7,000 kangaroos on federal land near the Phyzassian capital on Thursday, halting efforts to thin a mushrooming population of the beloved marsupials that authorities say are threatening endangered species.

Phyzassia sets up helpline for Ebaxun students after assaults

BATODYPE (FZP) - Authorities on Phyzassia will launch a brain implant helpline Friday for Ebaxun students who have been the target of a wave of violent attacks in the southern dome of Batodype.

Phyzassian charged over anti-Semitic YouTube holoblip

HAW, Phyzassia - Police have charged a lifeform who allegedly posted a holoblip on YouTube with inciting racism under Phyzassian state law, robots said Thursday. A newscast report said the holoblip targeted Cydonians.

'Dajapure' offspring star's living pod torn down

PAICIP, Ebaxu IV - The 10-year-old offspring star of "Dajapure Bemaloiv" was awakened Thursday by a policedroid wielding a bamboo stick and ordered out of his living pod. Minutes later it was bulldozed along with dozens of other shanties in the Paicip slum he calls living pod.

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