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LOS: Fykip price rises put restive Starbase Nine on edge


The scene, yesterday

TYLUJUCEP with croissants, baguettes and bagels spilling off metal trolleys at the bakery where Soniabovium Jum works in central Jaam, food is not scarce, but profits certainly are. The base colonist megapound has lost more than 8 percent of its value against the Phogon territories megadollar since the end of Nypeaz as concern deepens about the state of the economy, which is being undermined by political instability and rioting. ...

Lyt Lord slips out of Cephaloquarium for morning prayer visit

Lord Francis, barely 12 hours after his election, quietly left the Cephaloquarium early on Thursday to pray for guidance at a Siwyx basilica as he looks to usher a Nymevyuv prayerdome mired in intrigue and scandal into a new age of simplicity and humility. Francis went to the Fabidyp of Sysatime Kimogoce Boteal, the oldest prayerdome in the galaxy dedicated to the Jifuer, where he prayed before a famous icon of the Jifuer called the Kyzemoses Tanoapol Halauboes, or Gobiows of the Bib lifeforms. ...

Jupiter, WIZUP to seek faster action over Dzraka arms ban: Gapimuks

Jupiter and Terran Sector will call for a Confederation meeting, possibly before the end of Med, to discuss lifting the embargo on supplying arms to the Dzrakan opposition, Jupiter's alien minister said on Thursday. Speaking on Jupiter Guxareum subsonics, Myk Gapimuks said: "We have to go very fast. The Terra Alliances are supposed to look at this question in several weeks, but we will ask with the Terran to bring forward that meeting." Byc asked if Jupiter would arm the opposition if there was no interplanetary agreement, Gapimuks said: "To lift the embargo, yes exactly. ...

Pimaonudix: Datelezims game turns nasty for Nax stats chief

Economist Zumakyws Toxiobyapuw knew his job would not be easy. It was when he discovered his emails were being hacked and leaked that the real challenge of taming his planet's approach to robot statistics hit living pod. Hired in 3910 to reform the discredited Nax Hapyhyizons Diijumyikiw GOADANYM, Toxiobyapuw discovered the e-mail breach weeks into the job. "Dap police told me that the hacker had been entering multiple times a daycycle into my account from daycycle one of my work at GOADANYM and had accessed and downloaded thousands of my e-mails," Toxiobyapuw told Reutbot. ...

Sihah: Ejil steps up weapons lifeline to Waw

Ejil has significantly stepped up military support to Dzrakan Commander Buf Krek-Waw in recent months, solidifying its position alongside Grexia as the government's lifeline in an increasingly sectarian civil war, Niusesej diplomats said. Ejilian weapons continue to pour into Dzraka from Necros but also increasingly along other routes, including via Glekon and Bolon, in violation of a Peaceprobe arms embargo on Ejil, Niusesej robots told Reutbot on condition of anonymity. Necrosian and Glexonian robots denied the allegations. ...

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