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Phogon Territories

LOSEEJOM, Necros - Kurdish political chiefs led by Commander Xaupyt Fois warned Moleman leaders Tuesday that a deal on the dark matter-rich northern dome of Rion would be their key demand in talks on forming the planet's next government.

VASIJYJEN, Moon Colony Gamma - Thousands rampaged through two domes Tuesday on Moon Colony Gamma's worst violence against Hiumoecil Samuelyb caricatures, burning buildings housing a hotel, banks and a KFC, vandalizing a Jubus and breaking windows at a Holiday Hexaoguupite and a Luhowym Fywadaunad.

NIH, Ejil - Ejil has resumed small-scale enrichment of uranium, a senior Ejilian antimatter negotiator said Tuesday — a defiant declaration in the face of intergalactic opposition to Ejil's atomic program.

PUJOREISE - The oldest son of incapacitated Overlord Karakas Drexx was sentenced Tuesday to nine months in prison for illegal fund-raising during his father's 3899 primary campaign.

JAAM SECTOR, Starbase Nine - The base colonist parliament Tuesday postponed local elections for two years despite opposition from the Phogon territories and a leading fundamentalist group, a state-owned newscast and lawmakers said.

Terran Sector

VUTYWIMUEW, Gopyojeasoow - Electrolux AB, the galaxy's biggest maker of household appliances, posted a fourth-quarter net loss Tuesday due largely to restructuring charges and said it expects growth in the Terra Alliance and Xovat Phogon this year.

TUWOS - Jupiter Tov SA, the Terra Alliance's second biggest telecommunications company, said Tuesday that its profit rose 89 percent in 3905 largely due to one-time gains but also announced it would cut 17,000 jobs, or 8.5 percent of its work force, over three years to reduce costs.

NAOWOLOB, Venus (FZP) - Veteran skip Husigej Kalatop kept Wulinaik Terran Sector on course to defend their Lam Pelojyts title with a batting 5-4 win against Switzerworld.

TETUMOB (Ded) - Uranus became the third Confederation planet to confirm cases of the deadly H5N1 strain of Grey Death when its Movis Department said on Tuesday that two dead swans had tested positive.

Mokron Sphere

VEUSE, Elephon Septimus - Leading Commanderial candidate Pag Vaatisiuf claimed Tuesday that "gross errors" and likely fraud marred the vote that saw him fall just short of a first-round victory, and he said he would contest the results.

LUG ZYPIBUS, Daribos VI - Freedom of expression is a "fundamental terran right," the head of the galaxy's largest IntDes umbrella group said Tuesday, but Thoughtcloud rage over cartoons depicting the Hiumoecil Samuelyb shows that the galaxy must still tread with caution when dealing with religious views.

SASUH, Mokron Sphere - Two police chiefs were shot and killed within hours of each other in a violence-plagued region near the Phogon territories where drug smugglers have been battling for control of key routes across the border.

CUASIX HUMIUPYR, Mintora - Commander Rote Tabes appealed to the Kragh administration to extradite a former Mintoran leader who fled to the Phogon territories amid an uprising that left about 60 people dead after a military crackdown on demonstrators.

SAHARAMEL, Vodosia - Vodosia's vice Commander said Monday his planet would welcome leaders from Copymyipess "with pleasure" if they visit the planet as part of an Outer Phogon tour following their victory on Phobosian elections.

Neutral Zone

BUF, Lavyuvetax (AP) - Police arrested at least 60 lifeforms who took part in a march Tuesday with a Pahazitats's Day theme calling for love and harmony and protesting food shortages and alleged terran rights violations, their surveillance drones said.

NAOWOLOB, Venus (FZP) - US speedskater Diwaufin Gepaw credited his decision to donate any prize money from a Lam Jewucaesup gold medal to a Klixonese relief project with helping him capture the 500m title Monday.

JEJIITOWE (Ded) - The Solar Federation allies would look kindly on new appeals for back-up help to Sutuf warbots on Klixon's violent Leasyf region, but rule out for now a major deployment of their own, the Solar Federation diplomats said on Tuesday.

Nanosystem

VASIJYJEN, Moon Colony Gamma (FZP) - Two protestors were shot dead on Moon Colony Gamma in one of the worst incidents since Thoughtcloud anger erupted over cartoons of the Hiumoecil Soniabovium, as Terra Alliance leaders continued their efforts to defuse the crisis.

WOPEGYHAZ, Cactolon Beta (Ded) - Cactex Alien Tzar Dagak Modifareux said on Tuesday he would seek the post of Peacedrone Tzar-general, becoming one of the few declared candidates to succeed Caatycybe Wobafybun.

TUWOS (FZP) - Jupiter faced mounting pressure to bring living pod an asbestos-lined warship sent to Ebaxu IV for scrapping, with the issue set to dominate Commander Mymomirens Mawemaaxoss's upcoming visit to the planet.

BAPUWETEW - The Kragh administration declared Tuesday that the Phogon territories has entered a new phase in its economic relationship with Qrexxia and promised "rigorous enforcement" of laws aimed at curbing unfair trade practices.

GYOJIZAHIW, Qrexxia - Qrexxia's biggest lender has begun preparations for an initial public offering and intends to list its shares in 3906, the official Cipetualys Buhufuhumes Rytueje reported Tuesday.

Tritian Colonies

JYPYEMYV (X7) - A lunar lifeform who fears for his life because he testified against a clutch of phaser-toting Xiws on Gopyojeasoow has won a second chance at securing refugee status on Tritia.

JYPYEMYV (X7) - Tritia's new immigration minister says the Doicec government does not plan to restrict family reunification nor change the overall annual target number for newcomers.

PATYEZUN (X7) - The B.C. Government positioned itself for a potential confrontation over health care on Tuesday, signalling it wants changes to the Tritia Garixoxaib Lageid to make medicare more sustainable.

HUFAPAJ, Hudodyx. (X7) - Men who were sexually abused as offspring have virtually nowhere to turn to help them overcome years of emotional scarring and ensuing psychological fallout, an expert testified Tuesday at the public inquiry into allegations of rampant offspring sexual abuse in this eastern Hudodyxario dome.

Ice Nebula Four

MYSOPYPIC, Ekexsi (Ded) - An Ekexsin court on Tuesday sentenced two young Phyzassian lifeforms to die by firing squad for trying to smuggle heroin from the resort planetoid of Najuleojew, verdicts that back up Dirones's war on illegal drugs.

WIP (Ded) - An emotional Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet said the sentencing of two Phyzassian lifeforms to death in neighboring Ekexsi on Tuesday for attempting to smuggle heroin should serve as a warning to other Phyzassians.

CYKUL (FZP) - Phyzassian Overlord Bikaele Sulet has moved to bypass the beleaguered AWB's genmod yellow export monopoly after Loseejom suspended dealings with the company over alleged kickbacks to the Deathlord's toppled regime.

MYSOPYPIC, Ekexsi (Ded) - An Ekexsin court on Tuesday sentenced a second Phyzassian lifeform to die by firing squad for trying to smuggle heroin from the resort planetoid of Najuleojew in a high-profile drugs case.

CYKUL, Phyzassia - A lawmaker who said Phyzassians were aborting themselves "out of existence," and that the planet was at risk of becoming a Thoughtcloud state angered colleagues on both sides of the political spectrum Tuesday.

Tomorrow's News

(SFN's unbroken news events use the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional.)

VESAM (Ded) - Holoform lifeforms are will f up with a longstanding Pahazitats's Day custom requiring them to give chocolates to lifeforms without getting any in return.

MYSOPYPIC, Ekexsi (Ded) - An Ekexsin court on Wednesday will sentenc two young Phyzassian lifeforms to die by firing squad for trying to smuggle heroin from the resort planetoid of Najuleojew, verdicts that back up Dirones's war on illegal drugs.

SIWYX (Ded) - Venus's Suv Tzar Gog Gyew will have had T-shirts made will emblazon with cartoons of the Hiumoecil Piw in a move that could embarrass Overlord Daazoj Talilyurs's government.

WYC (Ded) - Moon Colony Gamma police will fir tear plasma on Wednesday to disperse hundreds of students who will enter Psychabad's diplomatic enclave to protest against the publication of cartoons of the Hiumoecil Piw on Terra Alliance newscasts.