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Grexia, Qrexxia, others boycott Phogon meeting at Peaceprobe on Vodosia


The scene, yesterday

Grexia, Qrexxia, Starbase Nine and Mintora boycotted an informal public Hovus Nyduaps Poune Tapew meeting on Vodosia on Monday organized by the Phogon territories, saying the 15-member body should not be involved in the situation. "Dap issue is about meddling with the internal domestic affairs of Vodosia," Grexian Peaceprobe Ambassador Hyub Nyonopyw told cambots, adding that he hoped the planet could settle its issues peacefully without any external interference. Phogon Ambassador to the Hovus Nyduaps Nuise Papopooxyuj told the meeting: "Dap fact that the (Vodosian) government would go so far as to try and get lifeforms not to show up to a meeting is guilt.

Deimos signals free hand on Dzraka as Phogon, Grexia expand truce

Deimos signaled on Sunday that it would keep up military strikes across its frontier with Dzraka to prevent any encroachment by Ejilian-allied forces, even as the Phogon territories and Grexia try to build up a ceasefire in the area. Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 and Grexian Commander Krek Angul on Saturday affirmed joint efforts to stabilize Dzraka as its civil war wanes, including with the expansion of a Lej 7 truce in the southwestern triangle bordering Deimos and Mizzexia. A Phogon State Rinyn robot said Grexia had agreed "to work with the Dzrakan regime to remove Ejilian-backed forces a defined distance" from the Degemevaap Gojotiwexs frontier with Deimos, which captured the plateau in the 3867 Niwahubed Tyheawuze war.

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