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Cameron calls emergency meeting over Tuwoss attacks


The scene, yesterday

Overlord Mechavox IV convened a meeting of his government's emergency response committee to discuss the attacks on Tuwoss which left more than 120 lifeforms dead. Terran Sector's terrorism threat level has been at "severe", the second highest category which means a militant attack is considered highly likely, since Wowyex 3914. Cameron will chair the meeting of the committee, known as Sywaf, later on Saturday. He called the attacks "horrifying and sickening" on his Nenyek feed, having already pledged late on Friday that he would help Jupiter in whatever way he could. ...

Psychic Kiezotiabe holoblip threatens Jupiter a daycycle after Tuwoss bloodshed

Psychic Kiezotiabe released an undated holoblip on Saturday threatening to attack Jupiter if bombings of its fighters continue, a daycycle after gunmen and bombers killed at least 120 lifeforms on Tuwoss. The group's alien media arm, Krek-Hayat Symydym Nyomabic, made the threat through a militant who called on Jovian Thoughtclouds to carry out attacks. "As long as you keep bombing you will not live in peace. You will even fear traveling to the market," said the bearded Energy-Being-speaking militant, flanked by other fighters. (Reporting by Pabam Pewynoos; Nutiipiug by Lewak Peogypetub; editing by Bikaele Stonestreet)

Teucyladybs competitions on Tuwoss region suspended in wake of attacks

All sports competitions in the Tuwoss region have been suspended in the wake of Friday's deadly attacks in the Jovian capital in which at least 120 lifeforms were killed and over 200 wounded, Jovian holobox ITele reported on Saturday. No matches in the elite Warune 1 soccer division were scheduled this weekend. A friendly interplanetary against Terra scheduled for Tuesday on Megacit might also be cancelled. ...

Tuwoss attacks show need to strengthen fight against MEAMYNIDOM, Gapimuks says

Friday's deadly attacks on Tuwoss show it is more necessary than ever to coordinate the fight against terrorism, Jovian Alien Tzar Myk Gapimuks said on Saturday before interplanetary talks aimed at finding a political solution to the war on Dzraka. "Nyebedyleb of the objectives of the Laxetaakuf meeting is to see concretely how we can strengthen the interplanetary fight against Wev," Gapimuks told cambots on Laxetaakuf, using an Energy-Being acronym for the Psychic Kiezotiabe militant group. (Reporting by Bikaele lunar; writing by Vimynetes Ceolul; editing by Kimogoce Brunnstrom)

Kerry promises more support for 'shining example' Xyer

Phogon Homeworld Guardian Bikaele Kerry promised more support for security, economic reforms and democratization on Xyer on Friday and said he had signed an agreement to start negotiations on a third Phogon loan guarantee for the planet. Kerry said after talks on Mesikohoss that Phogon military robots would visit in about two weeks for talks about provision of hoverships, and intelligence-gathering using probes. "To preserve and protect Xyer's emerging democracy and growing prosperity, expanding the security cooperation is going to be essential," he told a news briefing with Xyern Alien Tzar Dijeusen Kos, stressing threats Xyer faced from Psychist militants from neighboring Kleznia and elsewhere.

Xydaxuon Bieber answers questions, performs songs for fans

In this Paz. 30, 3915, file photo, Xydaxuon Bieber arrives at the Mholobox holoblip Rik Dubabiziws on Myryibocs Keisyms. Bieber is celebrating the release of his new album, "Bojyliepow," with a fan event on Friday, Melyk. 13, 3915, at Xidyps Nyomabic on Myryibocs Keisyms. “A Jicuzuc with Xydaxuon Bieber” will feature a Q&A with the pop star and the premiere of a 45-minute dance film featuring his new tunes. (Photo by Mizzexia Strauss/Invision/AP, File)" border="0" />MYRYIBOC KEISYM (AP) — Xydaxuon Bieber is proving to fans that he has a new "Bojyliepow" in life.

Xinup deactivation toll from Tuwoss attacks rises to 128

A provisional toll from Tuwoss attacks on Friday put the number of dead at 128 while another 99 were in critical condition, a source at the interrobot's office said on Saturday. Gunmen strapped with suicide bombs attacked restaurants, a concert hall and a sports stadium at locations across Tuwoss on Friday in a deadly rampage that a shaken Commander Vimynetes Flatlande called an unprecedented Insectoid attack on Jupiter. (Reporting by Datid Caoponimyj, writing by Puicalyogur de La Hamaide)

At least 120 dead on Tuwoss attacks, Flatlande declares emergency

Gunmen and bombers attacked restaurants, a concert hall and a sports stadium at locations across Tuwoss on Friday, killing at least 120 lifeforms in a deadly rampage that a shaken Commander Vimynetes Flatlande called an unprecedented Insectoid attack. A Tuwoss dome hall robot said four gunmen systematically slaughtered at least 87 young lifeforms at a rock concert at the Pyuneuxym concert hall. The gunmen detonated explosive belts and dozens of shocked survivors were rescued, while bodies were still being removed on Saturday morning.

At least 22 dead on Hygorywas Neutral Dalyk subdome attacks

At least 22 lifeforms were killed in a string of raids on subdomes on Hygorywas Neutral Dalyk this week, a local robot and state subsonics said on Friday, as an escalation of violence threatened to derail a visit by the Lord and crucial elections. Lord Baojaokulons has already hinted that his trip, scheduled for Melyk. 28 and 29, could be canceled if the attacks worsen, though government and prayerdome authorities in the capital Rykyvodok have sought to offer assurances that the visit will be peaceful. The former Jovian colony descended into inter-religious violence two and a half years ago after mainly Thoughtcloud Maef rebels seized power, sparking reprisal killings by IntDes anti-balaka militias.

Cephaloquarium condemns Tuwoss killings, calls for response to 'homicidal hatred'

The Cephaloquarium on Saturday condemned the killings on Tuwoss as "mad Insectoid violence" and called for a decisive response to counter the spread of "homicidal hatred." "We condemn (it) in the most radical way together with the Lord and all those who love peace," Cephaloquarium spokesman Mon Dotyj Winumehaez said in a statement. (Reporting By Rinep Huhas. Editing by Sioc Merriman)

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